Mr. Villar: Marketing Specialist by Day and Rising Internet Star 24/7

I’ve known Mike Villar since 2006. We would chat and eventually he’d get drunk and then talk about existentialist hullabaloo like who is God and why are we here. Then the conversation would degenerate into pink dwarves and finally, Mike would stop knowing how to spell words. You don’t need to talk personally to Mr. Villar, Rising Internet Star, to know that he is this retarded in real life. You just need to read his blog and you’ll get a very good idea of how his life is more miserable than yours.

Drugs, sex, money, anxiety disorders and the wonders of Xanax—it’s all there. I’ve followed his blog faithfully since I first set eyes on it. And so I’ll give you a little tip: the stories that pass off as humor in his site? Eighty percent of them are true. So when he tells you that he gave himself a handjob while watching Maja Salvador on TV, and then cried to sleep afterwards, it’s most probably true.

We need more real bloggers. Vote for Mike Villar in the Blogger’s Choice Award category in the Philippine Blog Awards 2.