How To Survive The Attack of A Giant Fruit Fly

April 23, 2008

So this is the scenario: you are walking home when suddenly, a giant fruit fly with four hairy human legs on its right side, and two hipoppotamus heads and two placenta soap bars as feet on its left side. The mutated fruit fly is squinting at you menacingly, wondering if you are easily digestible. One hippotamus head walked towards your direction. What do you do? Here are a few simple tips:

 
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