Slumbook Stuff

So i got a whole bunch of questions that I have to answer, and I think some of them deserve a whole post. I mean if someone asks you something like this—if you can do an immoral, unlawful, or mortally sinful thing and get away with it, what would it be—you don't answer it in about a hundred words. Well maybe you will but I won't because I'm weird like that, and I have to go into defining the nuances of the words immoral and mortally sinful before I answer. Anyway.

Questions not pertaining to me are not answered. Otherwise, those that are not answered here will be answered eventually in the next posts.Here they are folks!

From Tom: 

What’s your height and vital stats?   My five-feet-and-three-inch self has a butt that measures 35 inches, a waist that says 26 and boobs that whisper at 34 inches. A cups goddammit!

Is your mole (near the philtrum) an asset to you? If I asked you to have it removed, would you? They say it's cute and sometimes sexy so yeah I guess it is an asset. I haven't really thought about it much except during the times when I get paranoid and obssess that it's melanoma, so when some doctor says it IS melanoma, I would have it removed. Cancer is evil!

From boss:

Kung papipilin ka sa dalawang sandwhich, isang 6 inch Italian BMT galing sa Subway o yun roastbeef Sandwhich on rye ng Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, alin ang mas gusto mo? Bakit? Yung sa Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf ang pipiliin ko. Hindi ako ma-sandwhich na tao kung tutuusin, pero mas at home ako sa CBTL. Nasanay na eh. Maraming memorable na pangyayari sa lugar na iyon, halimbawa, doon ko unang nakita ang aking kasalukuyang nobyo.

Sino ang nagturo sayo manamit? Ipinanganak ka bang may fashion sense? Ito ay mainam na tanong. Dalawa ang itinuturin kong pinanggalingan ng aking hilig sa pananamit ng maarte: ang nanay ko at ang aking mga manika kong Barbie nung ako'y musmos pa lamang. Nung bata kasi ako, lagi akong binibili ng Barbie ng aking mga magulang. Sangkatutak ang damit ng mga manika ko. Lagi ko silang binibihisan at nagpapabili ng bagong mga damit at sapatos para sa kanila. Yung nanay ko naman, ang hilig akong bihisan. Laging pang-malandi ang pinapasuot niya sa akin kaya hanggang ngayon, ako'y malanding manamit. Na sa balita ko ay tinatawag na 'fashion sense'.

Gaano kataas ang grado ng iyong salamin? Pag wala ba ito’y tuluyan ng wala kang makikita? Hindi ko alam ang eksaktong grado ng aking salamin. Kasi, sa tuwing  nagpapa-check up ako at binibigay ng doktor yung maliit na papel na may maliit na sulat kung saan nakalagay ang grado ko, hindi ko ito mabasa. Basta pag may nagtatanong pinapasuot ko lang yung salamin ko para magkaalaman na. Madalas ay nahihilo yung nagtatanong.

Nami miss mo ba ang pagiging OJT? May pagkakataon bang napikon ka sa iyong dating “boss”? Siyempre ito ay namimiss ko. Nakakatamad kasi mag-aral at di hamak na mas malinis ang Ortigas kesa sa Taft Avenue kung saan ay pwede mong matikman ang polusyon. Boss, hindi ako napikon sa iyo kahit kailan kahit na minsan ay parang mas bata ka pa sa akin kung mag-loko.

Para sayo, sino ang mas magaling, Clarke o Asimov? Bakit? Si Asimov. First love never dies, I just wanna say, that I still love you.

Kung ang mga celebraganzas ba ng TMB ay gaganapin sa aking bagong tahanan na higit na mas malapit sa iyong tirahan, mas madalas ka na makakasama? Hindi. Magagalit pa rin ang nanay ko.

From Reese:

Have you think about your purpose in life? Yes. Do i know what my purpose in life is? No. It's one of those things one should avoid considering seriously if you don't want to end up a crazy fuck.

From Dextrobant:

Sino ang nag pipicture sayo sa mga blog pics mo? Madalas ako, pero ngayon, mas madalas si Marco. Mas matino yung camera niya eh!

From onezero:  

Your top five jobs: I'd like to be just like boss, a fashion designer, a vocalist slash guitarist at a stupid band, a painter or a food-taster person!

 If you could do anything without failing, what would you do? Well, since I'm still juvenile I'd shit, I'd say I want to rule the world if I can get away with it. Or, if not, I'd just settle for the Miss Universe crown thank you very much.

You look fun… but how do you relate to people? With irony, sarcasm, or jouissance? Anything but hostility… I think I'm a nice, funny person. But a lot of people say I'm scary so I don't really know anymore. I'm quiet if I'm sleepy or bored but when I'm all fired up I can be really really hyperactive. I'm really quite normal. A bit eccentric but quite normal still.

From Paolo Mendoza:

If you were given the chance to kill a UP professor, who would it be and why? To tell you the truth, I haven't come across any rabid professors worthy of my hate. Some of them were mean, some of them were unfair but no extremes to make me wish for their unscheduled demise. YET.

From Mica:

Who is the biggest bully you ever met back in high school? Looking back, I think I was the bully in high school. Nothing physical, you must understand. I just like terrorizing people that's all. Example: I was the Editor-In-Chief of the school paper back then. My staff sucked balls. I gathered them in one room and gave them a talk in the most scary way I can manage. That one left them really quiet and shit but maybe that's simply because I was really mad so, I don't know.

From Rex:

Are you my mommy? I am relatively sure that I haven't undergone the gestation process as of this moment so I can safely say, no.

Other questions in the next post. Gods I didn't know it would be this hard! Any other inquiries? Shoot.