With A Turn and A Twist She Gets Her Wish

May 17, 2007

I am in a horribly good mood today. Maybe it's because I'm horribly happy, who knows. I'd say why, but people don't like reading happy stories because most of the time, they're sad. Sure there are fairy tales that have happily ever after endings, but getting imprisoned in a gingerbread house with sugar windowpanes just to be fattened and then eaten does not make a happy story. Also being kept in a tower with no one but your unshampooed, long-haired self and an ugly hag to visit you once in a while is some sort of nightmare in my book. I guess living with seven nice dwarfs in a cozy cottage is a fun thing, but knowing your stepmother witch is after your snow-white ass can really be nerve-wracking and may result in insomnia. Or worse, weight gain.

 
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