Yogurt Is the Absolute EVIL

April 18, 2007

The other night, my mom got home from the grocery and gave me a cup of yogurt with yummy strawberry chunks. This is all very well and I was enjoying myself while watching Lupin (yes, I watch Lupin and all those other corny blah during prime time when I get the chance). I never really was fond of yogurt in my younger years because I always imagined it tastes like sour piss. I think I have in fact tasted piss when I was a kid. So sue me.

 

Anyway, I gave half of that yogurt thingy to my mom because I rediscovered that I still dislike yogurt after all. So much for paradigm shifts hunh? I just went online and chatted with my online friends. And then suddenly! My stomach got all queasy. The bad kind of queasy. I typed 'brb' and ran to the bathroom and before shutting the door, I grabbed the business section of The Philippine Daily Inquirer. I had a satisfying read about blog marketing. Very interesting shit. Anyway, my communion with the toilet ended in no time and I was back in front of the computer.

 

Soon enough, my stomach had an unscheduled coup d' etat, again. Horrible. I have a fairly healthy digestive life, which simply means that my tummy doesn't act up as much as it should, compared with other people. It really distresses me when things like this happen. I slept with a bad stomach and woke up with pretty much the same. That is why I was in all black, emo, brink-of-bitch-fit mode yesterday. A bad tummy to me is more than equivalent to a bad menstruation day. Ugh.

 

I swear never to eat yogurt again. Well..real yogurt anyway. I still have a thing for Dutch Mill. Thank the gods for Immodium. 


Posted by lizette at 4:20 pm | permalink

Previous Comments

hi liz, thanks for the visit and for the nice comments.

Posted by Belle at April 18, 2007, 11:22 am

That was spam, Liz. The comment upthread? Spam.

Anyway, yogurt does have that feeling. Like Yakult. Only you had it in the worst possible time.

Viva yogurt! (For me, at least.)

Posted by Niko at April 18, 2007, 1:46 pm

not anymore, luv.

Posted by lizette at April 18, 2007, 3:41 pm

is it ok to laugh here? lol sorry, can’t help it. Man, they really look yummy(coz I never tried one) but when you’re not used to eat yogurt you’ll surely have a gastrointestinal disorder.
hope you’re ok now:)

Posted by cat at April 18, 2007, 4:06 pm

and oh, I linked you up already

Posted by cat at April 18, 2007, 4:08 pm

They actually have permutations (heh!) of yogurt products, like the yogurt drink for instance and even yogurt ice cream, More choices for your tummy :)

Posted by Jerome at April 18, 2007, 5:51 pm

Sometimes I buy Yogurt bread here in Japan, yummy :)

Posted by dimaks at April 18, 2007, 8:00 pm

Hmm.. I used to like yogurt.. but I had to deal with the same probs *ALL the time* :D

And, oh, I very much agree with you on “. A bad tummy to me is more than equivalent to a bad menstruation day. Ugh.” :P

Posted by sweetperceptions at April 19, 2007, 9:42 pm

lactose intolerant?
o bka yogurt lang tlga ayaw ng tiyan mo..

well i don’t like yogurt too much either.

thanks for still droppin by my blog. ^_^
kala ko wala na tlgang pumupunta dun. hehe.

Posted by sabrina at April 20, 2007, 9:47 am

i visit it once in a while. i like your writing dear. simple as that.

Posted by lizette at April 20, 2007, 10:58 am

:) i like yoghurt, it’s part of my diet! yum, yum!

Posted by dazeee at April 20, 2007, 3:05 pm