Brownies and Coffee for Breakfast

April 11, 2007

Got home 10 PM last night. There was some accident along Coastal Road which caused horrible, horrible traffic. The commuter van I was in detoured to Las Pinas- Zapote—sucks. Traffic along those parts too!

 

I went home all wasted and shit. So 'yet' did come, quite early. I was tralalala-ing along, with not a care in the world, and guess what! Some asshit flicked his cigarette just in time to burn a small spot of skin near my left wrist! Yays! I shouted 'leche' and he gave me a stupid look that said "hurnh sorry miss I'm the small-dicked descendant of King Kong bwahaha-ha-ha". Some other moran heard me shout 'leche' and shouted 'che' at me. Demented world we got yo'. Very.

 

Got to the office today just in time. Made some mild coffee and ate some brownies for breakfast. Which totally reminds me! I haven't eaten lunch yet! Steel will get mad at me if he finds out. So Steel wherever you are you are so not reading this. Because you're not here yadah yadah blah hooey. Shit man I've degraded to babble. But wait I have always been babbling. So's the rest of this apeshit crazy world. 


Posted by lizette at 11:53 am | permalink

Previous Comments

But I am reading this thanks to my ever-dependable eyes!

How many times do I have to tell you to skip the coffee? Coffee makes you blabber. And it makes me sound like your mother!

I’ll buy you bottles of Nestle Melon Milk next time instead. A must for growing kids.

Posted by Steel at April 12, 2007, 12:56 am

i’m a little lactose-intolerant dood. no milk. :*

Posted by lizette at April 12, 2007, 9:20 am