Firsts

April 4, 2007

So this is my first day at work. I decided to get some coffee, and of course everyone's supposed to know what happens when I drink coffee. I get drunk. So while I was at the elevator I was more than a little out of sorts, all 27 floors of it. The whole time I was waiting for the HR person to call me in (read: one hour), mybrain was all in air and I stank coffee. There was a group of UPLB OJT applicants sitting on the sofa beside me. I swear they smelled me and noticed the coffee stains liberally placed in my white ribbed jacket and pink spaghetti top. Sighs. So much for first impressions eh?

 

Why the hell did I get coffee anyway? I dunno, I thought I needed extra energy, because besides getting me drunk, coffee gets me hyper. But I dunno, I can count how many words I spoke today really, so so much for being hyper! I'm just killing time until lunch time. The HR lady, after instructing me to read the company policies, told me to just 'look around'. So here I am blogging, doing particularly nothing. ^_^

 

Oh and by the way! My first contribution to the awesomorriffic Man Blog (http://man-blog.com) was published today! I am now officially the second contributor without a penis! Yay! And I know it's sorta annoying to read everything in exclamation points, but I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. Way. Updates later. I'll probably be online the whole day. What a day of firsts, whoa.